Bakkies Botha jokes

Bakkies Botha is so strong he can tear a page out of Facebook

 

Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.

 

Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience.

 

Bakkies Botha doesn’t need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.

 

Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn’t dare come back.

 

Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.

 

Bakkies Botha can tweet from a pay phone.

 

The Vredefort dome was not created by a meteorite, Bakkies Botha decided to put his foot down.

 

Wanneer Bakkies melk op sy rice crispies gooi, bly hulle tjoep stil.

 

Bakkies Botha is so sterk, hy kan ‘n bladsy uit facebook uit skeur.

 

Bakkies Botha bel nie die verkeerde nommer nie, jy antwoord die verkeerde foon.

 

Toe Alexander Graham Bell die foon ontwerp het, was daar reeds 3 missed calls van Bakkies Botha af.

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3 Responses to “Bakkies Botha jokes”

  1. Only Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.

  2. The best jokes eva hahahahhahahaha

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